Jane's reviews

So, when I was writing my review of ‘Fifty shades of Grey’ I stamped my foot, spit out my dummy and vowed I wouldn’t read anymore about fifty, in my attempt to punish ‘the Icedragon’, for leaving me so frustrated with the unfinished business between Christian and Ana………but as anyone who read book one, will understand, I couldn’t resist ….. the minute I found ‘fifty shades darker’ was available for download……….I bought it!! (I never was very good at staying angry for long!)…………….OMG OMG OMG WOW-WEEEEEE I am soooooo glad I did!

I love him…..I want him…..I need him……………*drool drool pant* I want to be her, she’s grabbed the ungrabbable, touched the untouchable and melted the unmeltable………*swoon* …. ’50 shades of fucked up’???? is he?? I really don’t care, he LOVES her how much better can that get???

I smiled from the minute I started to read and haven’t stopped yet!! The phrases ‘oh my’ and ‘laters’ have become part of my daily vocabulary and I just want EVERYONE to read these books so they know what I’m referring to!!

The E-mails……..the kinky fuckery……the SHOUTY CAPS……..I love um all…….is this man real? Oh God I wish he was!!

* SPOILER ALERT *

When ‘Charlie Tango went missing my heart stopped and I mourned…….I was the one sat in disbelieving silence, not Ana!!………I was out of my head with worry……please don’t do that to me again ELJ I couldn’t cope!!

Mrs. James you have out done yourself, Fifty Shades of Grey was fantastic……….Fifty Shades Darker is so much more (possibly because the BDSM is so much less!!!…..) I can’t find an adjective to describe it…………if I could give this book 10 stars I would……….book 3……..’bring it on’!! I can’t wait…………..’Laters baby’!!

And to top it off I got both my copies kindle graphed (http://kindlegraph.com/ ) by E.L James herself :) :) :) Thank-you

*still smiling*